Wacky Words

These are some of the vocabulary enjoyed in our house. You won't find these definitions in Websters!

Tetrafied: Comination of Petrified & Terrified. (scared stiff)
Cowarding: Combination of Coward & Cowering (quivering in hiding spot)
Perficul: Combination of Perfect and Wonderful (answer to "hey, how ya doin?")
Jacked: To successfully accomplish a task while very drunk (better than you could when sober). Ex: Wow, I really Jacked that painting!
Pythonic: Signifying a similarity with "Monty python"-like humour.
Sidewinding: A form of feline affection wherein the cat throws it's body on floor and locomotes a happy dance on it's side.
Red buttony: An ambiguous situation. Refers to the plot device of a mysterious red button where no one knows what it will do if pressed.
Gargoyle: To loom and observe distainfully from a high place. (cats do this to each other)
Flustrated: A state of great frustration brought on by panic and hurry. Combines the meanings of Flustered and Frustrated.
Foozy: A flea, fly or other compelling insectoid irritant. When kitty pursues something invisible, we say "Get the foozy!".